Bitcoin Depot Soars: 183% Profit Surge as BTC Reserves Rocket Back

Bitcoin Depot just flexed a 183% profit explosion—proof that crypto winter thawed faster than Wall Street's patience.
Bullish rebound: BTC holdings stage a comeback tour
While traditional finance still debates 'digital gold,' Bitcoin Depot's numbers scream louder than a Lambo at a hedge fund conference. The 183% leap isn't just growth—it's a middle finger to the 'crypto is dead' crowd.
Funny how BTC's resurgence coincides with bankers suddenly remembering their 'blockchain research' PowerPoints from 2017.