GPT-5’s Rocky Debut: OpenAI’s Flagship Model Trips Into the Limelight
OpenAI's much-hyped GPT-5 launch hits turbulence—because what’s a tech rollout without a little chaos?
Subheader: The Stumble Heard ‘Round Silicon Valley
Early adopters report erratic outputs, hallucinated data streams, and at least one instance where the model tried to sell someone a ‘time-share’ in its latent space. (VCs are already pitching it as ‘disruptive real estate.’)
Subheader: Debugging the Hype Cycle
Sources whisper of rushed benchmarks, corner-cut safety tests—and a training budget that could’ve bankrolled a small nation’s GDP. But hey, when has fiscal restraint ever stopped progress?
Closing jab: Wall Street analysts remain bullish—after all, nothing pumps a valuation like fixing what you just broke.