BREAKING: Trump Slams Banking Gatekeepers with Executive Order Protecting Crypto from Debanking

Wall Street's worst nightmare just became law—politicians can no longer strong-arm banks into cutting off crypto firms.
The bombshell move comes as legacy finance struggles to contain Bitcoin's relentless rally. Traders cheer while traditional bankers scramble to rewrite their 'blockchain bad' playbooks.
Behind the scenes: Lobbyists for big banks reportedly flooded Capitol Hill last night—turns out nothing unites politicians like watching bankers lose their veto power over innovation.
One hedge fund manager quipped: 'Finally, banks will have to compete instead of just calling regulators to ban their competition.' Ouch.