GPT-5 Is Here: OpenAI Drops the AI Bombshell After Months of Frenzied Speculation
Silicon Valley's worst-kept secret is finally out—OpenAI just unleashed GPT-5 into the wild. The launch comes after a hype cycle so intense it made crypto bros look measured.
What's inside the black box?
Early testers report hallucination rates slashed by 40%, with context windows stretching further than a VC's runway promises. Multimodal capabilities now handle video inputs—because apparently text and images weren't disruptive enough.
The finance angle?
Goldman Sachs analysts are already projecting a 300% productivity bump for hedge funds (read: faster ways to lose LP money). Meanwhile, ETH miners are frantically pivoting to AI—some things never change.
One thing's certain: The arms race just went thermonuclear. Sam Altman's playing 4D chess while Zuckerberg's still figuring out how to monetize legs.
