Crypto Soars with Stocks as Fed Pivot Hype Ignites Market Frenzy

Markets roar back as traders bet the Fed's next move is a dovish U-turn—and crypto's riding the wave.
Risk assets rally in unison
Bitcoin and blue chips surge alongside S&P 500 as liquidity hopes trump recession fears. The correlation playbook's back—for now.
Powell's put returns?
Wall Street's pricing in rate cuts by Q1 2026, and crypto's front-running the liquidity pump like it's 2021 again. Never mind that pesky $2T debt ceiling looming.
Greed flips the script
From 'crypto is dead' to 'number go up' in 90 days—because nothing fuels FOMO like the smell of freshly printed dollars. (Bonus jab: The only 'stable' coin is the one Treasury uses to kick cans down roads.)