BREAKING: Trump Media Reveals $2B Bitcoin Treasury as Kaito DeFi Launchpad Goes Live—JPMorgan Quietly Accepts BTC & ETH as Collateral
Political empires meet crypto balance sheets—Trump Media just dropped a $2 billion Bitcoin bombshell in its latest disclosures. Meanwhile, Kaito's new capital launchpad promises to onboard fresh liquidity into DeFi (with the usual 'revolutionary' claims).
And in a plot twist even Satoshi might chuckle at: JPMorgan—yes, the same bank that once called Bitcoin a 'fraud'—now lets clients borrow against their BTC and ETH stacks. Guess even Wall Street dinosaurs adapt when profits are on the line.
Cynical take? The 'not your keys, not your crypto' crowd just got a new adversary: margin calls from Jamie Dimon's loan officers.