BREAKING: House Pushes Through Landmark Crypto Legislation After Marathon 9-Hour Floor Battle
Crypto's Washington breakthrough just got real—and it took all night.
After a historic 9-hour legislative standoff that saw tempers flare and procedural maneuvers fly, the U.S. House finally advanced two pivotal digital asset bills to their final vote. This wasn't just another committee shuffle—we're talking full floor debate with lawmakers pulling all-nighters like degenerate traders during a bull run.
The bills—which could reshape how everything from stablecoins to crypto exchanges operate—now face one last hurdle before potentially reaching the President's desk. Of course, Wall Street banks are already lobbying to water them down behind closed doors (some things never change).
One thing's clear: after years of regulatory limbo, crypto just got its biggest political win since the Bitcoin whitepaper dropped. Whether that's good news depends on who's holding the bags.
