El Salvador’s Bitcoin Treasury Surges Past $760M as BTC Smashes $122K Barrier
Bitcoin’s bull run just handed El Salvador a staggering payday—and Wall Street’s still scrambling to explain it.
The Unstoppable BTC Rally
With BTC blasting past $122K, Nayib Bukele’s controversial bet on Bitcoin now looks like a masterstroke. The country’s holdings? A cool $760M and counting.
Traders vs. The Hodl Nation
While hedge funds flip assets like pancakes, El Salvador’s diamond-handed strategy is printing profits. Who needs a treasury bond when you’ve got a digital gold vault?
The Cynic’s Corner
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are too busy shorting ETFs to notice a developing country just outperformed their entire portfolio. *Cheers, lads.*