🚀 Coinbase & Crypto Stocks Rocket to New Highs in Historic Bitcoin Boom Week

Crypto markets just rewrote the rules—again. While Wall Street analysts were busy downgrading tech stocks, digital asset plays went supernova.

The Unstoppable Ascent

Coinbase shares ripped through resistance levels like a Bitcoin bull run through weak shorts. The entire crypto equity sector—from miners to infrastructure plays—posted double-digit gains while traditional finance groaned under rate hike fears.

Behind the Numbers

No fancy footwork here—just pure, uncut market momentum. Retail and institutional money flooded into crypto-correlated assets as BTC notched its best weekly close since the 2021 euphoria (back when your broker still called it a 'fad').

The New Reality

Forget 'crypto winter'—this sector moves faster than a degenerate trader chasing leverage. The real question isn't whether this rally has legs, but how many traditional finance dinosaurs it'll trample on the way up.

*Bonus cynicism: Somewhere in Manhattan, a hedge fund manager is still explaining why he 'prudently avoided the volatility.'

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