Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana Stuck in Limbo—Top Analysts Decode the Crypto Standoff
Crypto's big three can't break free. Here's why the stalemate won't budge—and when the dam might burst.
The rangebound blues
BTC churns below $60K like a bored whale. ETH plays hopscotch with $3K support. SOL flirts with $140 like a indecisive lover. Traders are getting carpal tunnel from all the sideways action.
Liquidity ghosts haunt the charts
Market makers vanished faster than a DeFi exploit payout. Order books look thinner than a VC's patience during a bear market. Without fresh capital, these levels stick like gum to a conference hall floor.
The institutional standoff
Wall Street's crypto desks are too busy shorting their own ETF inflows. Retail's waiting for someone else to blink first—classic prisoner's dilemma with worse haircuts.
Wake us up when the Fed starts printing memes instead of dollars. Until then, enjoy the volatility vacation—just don't tell your portfolio manager you're getting paid to watch paint dry.
