đ BitMine Trading Suspended Twice While Ethereum Treasury Firm Skyrockets
Market chaos as BitMine halts tradingâagain. Meanwhile, Ethereum's treasury giant laughs all the way to the bank.
### Trading Freeze: Déjà Vu for BitMine Users
For the second time this week, BitMine slammed the brakes on trading. No explanationâjust the cold sweat of traders staring at frozen portfolios. Meanwhile...
### Ethereumâs Cash Cow Defies Gravity
As BitMine stumbles, Ethereumâs treasury firm hits warp speed. Who needs memecoins when institutional moneyâs pouring into ETH like itâs 1999? (Spoiler: Itâs not.)
### The Punchline
Another day, another crypto platform playing whack-a-mole with liquidity. But heyâat least someoneâs making money. *Cough* bankers-turned-degens *cough*.