BREAKING: Solana Advisor Nikita Bier Jumps to Elon Musk’s X—Crypto Payment Rumors Explode
Elon's X just poached Solana's secret weapon—and the crypto world is losing its mind.
Nikita Bier—the growth guru behind Solana's recent surge—just defected to Musk's everything app. Timing? Suspiciously perfect.
X's crypto ambitions just got real
This isn't just another corporate shuffle. Bier built Solana's developer ecosystem from scratch. Now he's holding the keys to X's payment infrastructure. Connect the damn dots.
Musk's master plan clicks into gear
Remember when X got those money transmitter licenses? When Dogecoin payments 'accidentally' appeared in the code? Now they've got a crypto-native growth hacker calling the shots. 'Coincidence' is Wall Street's favorite bedtime story.
Solana bulls sweating through their moonboy hoodies
The chain's token dipped 3% on the news—because nothing says 'decentralization' like panicking over one guy changing jobs. Meanwhile, X's valuation just got another zero as speculators bet on the coming crypto-payments arms race.
Final thought: When the suits finally understand what's coming, their 'blockchain not crypto' PowerPoints will make great kindling for the bonfire of legacy finance.
