BREAKING: Trump’s ’Big Beautiful Bill’ Eyes Game-Changing Bitcoin Tax Exemption in Hail Mary Move
Washington shakes as lawmakers float a radical crypto carve-out—just as the IRS sharpens its knives.
Behind closed doors, lobbyists whisper about a last-minute amendment that could let Bitcoin investors skip capital gains taxes if they hold for 12+ months. Sound familiar? Wall Street's old playbook gets a blockchain facelift.
The 'Orange Coin' lobby flexes its muscles while traditional finance rolls its eyes. 'How very decentralized of them,' quips one hedge fund manager while adjusting his offshore accounts.
This isn't just policy—it's political theater meets crypto-anarchy. And the market's already pricing in the chaos.