Bitcoin & Ethereum Hold Steady Amid Iran’s Bold Victory Claim Against US
Crypto markets shrug off geopolitical noise—again. While Tehran celebrates its alleged triumph over Washington, BTC and ETH trade sideways like two unimpressed bouncers at a rowdy diplomatic bar.
No volatility? No problem. Traders yawn as digital gold proves its detachment from traditional power plays—though goldbugs might argue it's just another day of 'waiting for the crash.'
Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts scramble to link the non-movement to Fed policy, because what's finance without overanalyzing the obvious?