Breaking: Senate Banking Committee Unveils Bold Crypto Market Regulation Blueprint
Washington finally wakes up to crypto—with a rulebook that could make or break the next bull run.
Here's what's in the playbook:
The Senate Banking Committee dropped long-awaited regulatory frameworks today, aiming to tame the Wild West of digital assets. No more 'move fast and break things'—unless you want the SEC breaking you.
Key takeaways:
- Clearer custody rules for institutional players (hello, Wall Street whales)
- Tighter stablecoin oversight (looking at you, Tether)
- Exchange licensing that'll separate the FTXs from the future Coinbases
The irony? These rules might actually legitimize crypto faster than a thousand Elon Musk tweets—while giving traditional finance another excuse to slap 'innovative' on their 2008-era business models.