Ohio Goes Full Bull: The Buckeye State Plots a Bitcoin Treasury Move
Ohio isn't just watching the crypto revolution—it's loading up the rocketship. Lawmakers are drafting plans to create the nation's first state-level Bitcoin reserve, turning cornfields into cold storage.
Why Ohio? Cheap energy, political swing-state leverage, and a governor who once mined Dogecoin as a 'learning experience.' The proposal would allocate 1-3% of state reserves into BTC—enough to make Wall Street sweat into its spreadsheets.
Tax breaks for mining operations? Check. Crypto-friendly legislation? In committee. The state that brought you LeBron James now wants to dunk on legacy finance.
Critics call it a gamble. Supporters point to El Salvador's 200% returns. Either way, pension funds are suddenly Googling 'hardware wallets.'
Closing thought: When your state treasury starts HODLing, maybe—just maybe—the 'ponzi scheme' is out-innovating your 401(k).
