Flip-Flop Alert: Senator’s Crypto Bill Targets Trump—After Voting to Allow It Just Last Week
Washington’s latest crypto drama hits peak irony—a senator now pushing to block Trump’s digital asset moves literally just voted to enable them. Political theater at its finest.
The Whiplash Legislation
Seven days ago, this bill’s sponsor greenlit presidential crypto access. Now? They’re scrambling to ‘protect the system’ from… exactly that. Consistency remains crypto’s rarest commodity—even in Congress.
Regulatory Déjà Vu
Watchdogs are sighing as lawmakers recycle last week’s debates. Pro tip: maybe decide *before* voting whether crypto presidents are apocalyptic threats or just rich guys with hardware wallets.
Closed Thought:
Nothing rallies politicians like a chance to grandstand on crypto—while conveniently forgetting their own paper trail. Bonus cynicism: at least this circus accepts payments in Bitcoin.
