$1.2 Billion Floods Into Bitcoin & Ethereum Funds as Geopolitical Tensions Escalate
Digital gold rush: Investors pour $1.2B into crypto funds despite market turmoil
Hedge against chaos? Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs saw massive inflows last week as traditional markets wobbled—proving once again that when the going gets tough, the tough get... decentralized?
Wall Street's worst nightmare: While gold bugs and bond traders fretted over rising tensions, crypto investors quietly stacked sats like doomsday preppers—except their bunker is a 12-word seed phrase.
The cynical take: Nothing unites hedge funds like the prospect of profiting from global instability. At least this time they're not shorting pensions while doing it.