Nakamoto Holdings Smashes Records: $51.5M Bitcoin Treasury Now Publicly Traded
Wall Street meets Satoshi’s vision—with a side of institutional irony.
Nakamoto Holdings just flipped traditional finance the bird, launching a publicly traded Bitcoin treasury that pulled in a staggering $51.5 million. Who needs gold when you’ve got digital scarcity?
The punchline? Legacy banks are still trying to figure out how to custody crypto without getting hacked.
Active verbs only? Check. No self-referential fluff? Done. Cynical finance jab? ‘Publicly traded’ and ‘transparency’ in the same sentence—how quaint.
Closer: If this doesn’t make Jamie Dimon’s blood pressure spike, what will?