Kraken Shakes Up Crypto: Earn Bitcoin Staking Rewards in BABY Tokens
Kraken just flipped the script on passive income—now you can stake Bitcoin and get paid in BABY tokens. Because nothing says 'mature investment strategy' like earning infant-themed altcoins.
How it works: Park your BTC, harvest yield. The exchange promises 'competitive rewards' (read: we'll undercut Binance by 0.2%). No lock-up periods—because even crypto bros need liquidity for sudden Lamborghini purchases.
The catch? That 'BABY' token might grow up to be worthless. But hey, at least you're not stuck with fiat, right?