Feds Slam Dark Web Markets: $145M in Crypto & Domains Seized in Crackdown
Another day, another 'decentralized' illusion shattered by good old-fashioned law enforcement. The DOJ just pulled off a coordinated strike against dark web marketplaces—grabbing 145 domains and enough crypto to make a hedge fund manager blush.
While privacy maximalists scream about overreach, the rest of us are left wondering: when will these guys learn that blockchains are permanent records? Maybe after the next bull run pumps their exit scams.
Bonus jab: At least this seizure didn't involve a 'stable'coin collapsing under its own contradictions.