Saylor’s Bitcoin Buying Spree Hits a 10-Week Low—Is the MicroStrategy Tank Running Dry?
MicroStrategy just made its smallest Bitcoin purchase in over two months—a mere drop in the ocean for a company that’s hoarded over $10B worth. Cue the ’diamond hands’ memes.
Wall Street analysts are already sharpening their pencils: ’Volatility? Liquidity? Who needs those when you’ve got a CFO who treats treasury management like a Vegas buffet?’
The real question: Is this a strategic pause or the first sign of corporate crypto fatigue? Either way, the HODL gang isn’t sweating—yet.