Crypto Whiplash: GameStop’s Bitcoin Bust, BlackRock’s ETF Frenzy & Metaplanet’s Lightning Rally
GameStop’s crypto pivot crashes harder than a meme stock in a bear market—turns out ’to the moon’ doesn’t apply to half-baked Bitcoin plays.
Meanwhile, BlackRock’s ETF machinery prints institutional demand like the Fed prints money—because nothing screams ’mainstream adoption’ like Wall Street’s stamp of approval.
Metaplanet outruns both with a bull run that left traders scrambling—proof that in crypto, the fastest horse sometimes wears a meme saddle.
Bonus cynicism: If past performance guaranteed results, we’d all be retired on Terra Luna dividends by now.