PSG Bets Big on Bitcoin Ahead of Champions League Final—Because Football and Crypto Are Equally Volatile
Paris Saint-Germain just scored a financial hat-trick by revealing its Bitcoin holdings—right before the biggest match in club football. Because nothing says ’hedge against inflation’ like a trophy cabinet and a Ledger wallet.
The club’s crypto play mirrors the high-risk, high-reward tactics on the pitch. Will it pay off like a last-minute bicycle kick? Or crash harder than a defender after a Neymar dribble?
Either way, it’s a masterclass in modern finance: when in doubt, throw speculative assets at the problem. Just ask the hedge funds still bag-holding Luna jerseys.