GameStop Goes Full Crypto Degen: Drops $512M on Bitcoin Treasury Play
Wall Street’s favorite meme-stock rebel just doubled down on its anti-establishment streak—with cold, hard Satoshis.
From Brick-and-Mortar to Byte-and-Miner
The company that broke hedge funds in 2021 is now hoarding digital gold, allocating half a billion to BTC reserves. Because nothing says ’disrupt legacy finance’ like replicating MicroStrategy’s playbook with a side of meme-fueled audacity.
The Institutional FOMO Is Real
While traditional CFOs still debate ’store of value’ merits, GameStop’s move screams conviction—or perhaps desperation to stay relevant in a world where ’apes’ now trade NFTs between tendie meals.
*Closing thought: At least they didn’t YOLO it into a shitcoin.*