Bitcoin Stages Comeback as Geopolitical Tensions Ease—Traders Cheer While Ignoring Underlying Volatility
Trump’s tariff deadline extension sparks risk-on rally—because nothing says ’market stability’ like political whims dictating asset prices.
Crypto bulls seize the narrative as BTC bounces alongside US futures, proving once again that digital gold thrives on chaos.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street still can’t decide if Bitcoin’s a hedge or a gamble—so they’ll keep trading both sides until the SEC makes up their mind for them.