Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet—While Lawyers Circle
Another publicly traded company just loaded up on BTC—right as legal sharks started sniffing around. Who says corporate strategy can’t be entertainment?
Semler Scientific’s latest Bitcoin purchase drops like a mic in a boardroom. No numbers disclosed (classic hedge), but the timing? Chef’s kiss—right as a law firm takes aim at them. Because nothing says ’confidence play’ like buying volatile assets during litigation.
Wall Street analysts are already spinning this as either ’visionary treasury management’ or ’distraction tactic’—pick your narrative. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists are high-fiving while traditionalists clutch their pearls. The real question? Whether this moonshot makes them pioneers... or just better-dressed gamblers.
Bonus cynicism: At least they didn’t spend it on another overpriced SaaS acquisition.
