Senators Roast Trump’s Crypto Soirée as ’Corruption Carnival’—Demand Full Attendee Disclosure
Washington’s crypto clash heats up as lawmakers blast a high-profile dinner hosted by former President Trump. Critics call it a backroom bonanza for digital asset insiders—while the rest of us just get the bill.
Behind closed doors: Senators demand names of all attendees, suspecting policy favors traded over steak. Because nothing says ’decentralized finance’ like old-school political quid pro quo.
Bonus jab: At least hedge funds had the decency to crash the economy with traditional financial instruments—these guys are innovating corruption.