Texas Nears Bitcoin Reserve Law—Final Approval Pending
Lone Star lawmakers push to make Bitcoin a state-held asset—because nothing says ’financial prudence’ like betting taxpayer funds on volatile crypto.
Subheader: The Brink of a Bitcoin Balance Sheet
Texas inches closer to becoming the first U.S. state to add Bitcoin to its treasury reserves. One signature stands between ’bold innovation’ and ’what were they thinking?’
Subheader: Wall Street Meets Wild West
If passed, the move would let Texas hold BTC alongside gold and bonds—because diversification now includes assets that swing 20% before lunch.
Closer: When the ink dries, we’ll see if this is a masterstroke or a meme—either way, the FOMO is bipartisan.