Bitcoin ETFs Rake in $1 Billion in 48 Hours as BTC Charges Toward All-Time High

Wall Street’s crypto cash grab hits overdrive—ETF inflows surge just as Bitcoin flirts with record prices. Guess who’s late to the party? Traditional finance, as usual.
The ETF Gold Rush
Institutional money floods in faster than a meme coin pumps and dumps. Two days. A billion dollars. No big deal—unless you’re still waiting for your bank to approve a wire transfer.
BTC’s Price Parade
Bitcoin struts toward its ATH like it’s got a hot date with destiny. Meanwhile, your boomer uncle still thinks it’s ‘just for drug deals.’
The Cynical Kick
Funny how ETFs suddenly love crypto now that there’s a 10-year track record of printing generational wealth. Where were these guys in 2017—or better yet, 2010?