Coinbase Stock Defies Hack Panic—Here’s the Market’s Ironic Twist
Wall Street shrugs off security scares as COIN surges—because nothing fuels crypto like a little chaos.
The Contrarian Rally
While retail investors panic-sold on breach rumors, institutional money piled in. Classic ’buy when there’s blood in the streets’ logic—even if the blood is digital.
Security? What Security?
Traders care more about Bitcoin’s rebound than exchange vulnerabilities. A telling snapshot of crypto priorities in 2025.
The Cynic’s Take
Of course hedge funds love this: volatility they can exploit, FUD they can weaponize, and fees they’ll collect either way. The house always wins.