FBI Moves to Confiscate $1.2M in Bitcoin from GirlsDoPorn Founder—Because Crime Doesn’t HODL
The feds just flipped bullish on crypto—at least when it comes to clawing back ill-gotten gains. The FBI initiated seizure procedures for $1.2M worth of Bitcoin tied to the convicted GirlsDoPorn operator, proving even shitcoin-tier criminals can’t escape blockchain’s paper trail.
Justice meets transparency: While the perp thought Bitcoin meant ‘anonymous,’ the ledger never forgets. Another case of ‘decentralization’ getting centralized real quick when Uncle Sam comes knocking.
Finance jab: Meanwhile, Wall Street still can’t decide if crypto is a scam or their next revenue stream—talk about conflicted interests.