Bitcoin Tanks While Stocks Rally as US-China Trade War Thaws
Markets flip the script as crypto bleeds and equities cheer—because nothing says ’stability’ like tariff whiplash.
Risk-on sentiment surges as Washington and Beijing dial back tensions. Traders dump digital gold for old-school stocks, proving once again that Wall Street’s memory lasts exactly one news cycle.
Bonus cynicism: Watch hedge funds pretend they predicted this all along while quietly covering their BTC shorts.