Bigger Brains, Longer Lives: New Study Links Brain Size to Lifespan
Science just dropped a bombshell: the size of your brain might determine how long you live. Researchers found a direct correlation between larger brain volumes and extended lifespans across species—humans included.
The Gray Matter Longevity Boost
Forget miracle supplements. The real longevity hack could be packing more neurons. The study suggests bigger brains provide cognitive reserves that delay age-related decline—take that, Wall Street’s ’fountain of youth’ startups selling $10,000 mRNA cocktails.
Evolution’s Trade-Off
But there’s a catch. Big brains demand massive energy—20% of your body’s resources for just 2% of its mass. No wonder crypto traders burn out before 40 despite their self-proclaimed ’big brain’ plays.
One question remains: When Lambo?
