Bitcoin & Gold Surge as Nervous Traders Play Fed Roulette
Haven assets rally while Wall Street holds its breath—another masterclass in ’risk management’ from the guys who brought you 2008.
Fed’s rate decision looms: Will Powell pivot or double down on pain? Markets vote with their wallets—BTC and gold scream ’hedge us now.’
Global tensions add rocket fuel: When geopolitics sneezes, crypto catches a bid. Gold’s old-school appeal meets Bitcoin’s digital scarcity play.
The punchline? Traders still betting on central bank transparency. Cue hollow laughter from crypto OGs.