Bitcoin Flexes Market Muscle as Saylor Demands $82B Pile—BOOP Goes Live Amid ETF Circus
BTC dominance surges—again—as institutional sharks circle. MicroStrategy’s Saylor doubles down with an $82B moonshot bet, proving crypto’s favorite maxi still plays by ’number go up’ rules.
Meanwhile, BOOP launches into the meme coin fray, because what the space really needed was another speculative asset backed by vibes and influencer tweets.
Wall Street still can’t decide if Bitcoin’s a inflation hedge or a risk asset—but hey, at least the ETFs give them something to sell you between golf rounds.