Square Powers First-Ever Bitcoin Payments at Major US Coffee Chain

BREAKING: Digital payments giant Square just flipped the switch on cryptocurrency's mainstream moment
THE BITCOIN BREW-THROUGH
Your morning latte just got a whole lot more interesting. Square's payment infrastructure now processes Bitcoin transactions at one of America's largest coffee chains—bypassing traditional banking rails completely.
NO MORE FIAT-FOAM
Customers tap phones, confirm Bitcoin payments, and walk away with freshly brewed coffee while the blockchain settles the transaction in minutes, not days. The coffee chain's point-of-sale systems integrate seamlessly with Square's cryptocurrency processing—cutting out credit card middlemen and their 3% transaction fees.
THE REAL TEST
This marks Bitcoin's first major retail deployment at scale through an established payment processor. Square's stock jumped 8% on the news while Wall Street analysts scrambled to update their 'blockchain is just a fad' PowerPoint presentations. One banking executive was overheard complaining about 'disruptive technology interfering with perfectly good interchange revenue.'
Mainstream adoption isn't coming—it's already here, brewing one Bitcoin transaction at a time while traditional finance watches from the sidelines, clutching their soon-to-be-obsolete payment terminals.