BREAKING: Jack Dorsey’s Square Rolls Out Bitcoin Payments for Merchants—Game Changer or Crypto Hype?

Square just flipped the switch on Bitcoin payments for merchants—no more waiting, no more excuses. The fintech giant’s move could turbocharge crypto adoption… or expose its gritty limitations.

Why this matters: Dorsey’s betting big on Bitcoin while Wall Street still debates its ‘store of value’ narrative. Meanwhile, merchants get a front-row seat to volatility—hope they like rollercoasters.

The fine print: Zero mention of fees, settlement times, or how Square handles Bitcoin’s infamous price swings. Guess we’ll find out when the first merchant gets paid in BTC right before a 20% dump.

Closing thought: Another ‘crypto revolution’ or just Square cashing in on the hype? Either way, the suits in traditional finance are sweating—just not for the reasons crypto fans think.