Trump Set to Unleash Crypto in U.S. Retirement Accounts with Bold Executive Order

Washington shakes as former President Trump moves to rewrite retirement rules—with Bitcoin and Ethereum potentially joining your 401(k).

The play? An executive order that could blast open the $7 trillion U.S. retirement market to crypto investments. No more waiting for SEC approval—just a pen stroke away from your IRA holding digital assets.

Wall Street’s old guard is sweating. Asset managers who’ve spent decades gatekeeping retirement funds now face a decentralized end-run. ‘This isn’t your grandfather’s pension plan,’ quipped one crypto lobbyist.

Critics warn of volatility risks, while crypto bulls counter that gold was once called reckless too. Either way, Washington’s favorite pastime—fighting about your money—just got a blockchain upgrade.

And in classic D.C. fashion, the move comes just as crypto donations flood both parties’ coffers. Coincidence? Your retirement account may soon be the test case.