Trump’s Israel-Iran Ceasefire Sparks Crypto Rally—Here’s Why Markets Are Pumping

Geopolitical shockwaves just sent crypto soaring—again. Former President Trump's unexpected push for Middle East de-escalation triggered instant green candles across exchanges. Risk assets love nothing more than a good ol' fashioned conflict pause.

• BTC bounces 7% in 90 minutes
• ETH follows with 5% surge
• Memecoins outperform (because of course they do)

Market mechanics 101: When macro uncertainty dips, traders pile back into high-beta plays. Never mind that most couldn't point to Israel or Iran on a map—liquidity flows where narratives blow. Just don't ask what happens when the 'ceasefire' turns out to be another Twitter diplomacy mirage.

Wall Street analysts are already drafting 'this time it's different' reports. Meanwhile, degens are rotating profits from PEPE to some new animal-themed shitcoin. The more things change...