Crypto Funds Defy Geopolitical Chaos: $1.24B Floods In During 10-Week Surge

Crypto's bull run laughs in the face of global instability—$1.24 billion just parked itself in digital assets. Here's why the smart money's betting against the doomsayers.

Wall Street's playing catch-up—again

While traditional markets twitch over headlines, crypto funds are stacking sats like there's no tomorrow. Ten straight weeks of inflows? That's not luck—that's a calculated rebellion against legacy finance's risk models.

The institutional FOMO is real

Behind the numbers: hedge funds quietly converting their conference rooms into Bitcoin mining ops (just kidding—but not really). The real story? Cold wallets getting heavier while politicians scream about regulation.

Bonus cynicism: Watch how fast these inflows reverse when the SEC finally figures out how to turn on their MetaMask wallet.