Semler Scientific Goes All-In: 100,000+ BTC Acquisition Spree Planned by 2028

Wall Street meets crypto maximalism—Semler Scientific just dropped a bombshell.

The healthcare-turned-digital-asset juggernaut announced plans to hoover up over 100,000 Bitcoin within three years. That's enough to make even MicroStrategy blush.

Why the frenzy? The company's CFO cited 'generational wealth preservation' while quietly rolling their eyes at traditional bonds yielding 2%. The move signals a radical pivot—from medical devices to becoming one of Bitcoin's largest corporate holders.

Analysts are divided: 'Either visionary or reckless' tweeted one hedge fund manager between sips of their $28 artisanal latte. The market reacted with Bitcoin's price briefly spiking 3% before settling—because nothing moves in a straight line except institutional FOMO.

One thing's certain: the corporate treasury playbook just got rewritten. Again. And your boomer uncle's gold bars just got another competitor.