Pro-Israel Hackers Torch $90M in Crypto from Iran’s Nobitex Exchange—Digital Heist Goes Up in Smoke
In a brazen digital strike, pro-Israel hackers have incinerated over $90 million stolen from Iran’s Nobitex exchange—turning ill-gotten gains into blockchain ash.
The Burn Notice
Forget ransom demands or shadowy laundering. These hackers opted for a scorched-earth approach, sending the funds to a verifiable burn address. Poetic justice—or just pyromaniacal crypto chaos?
Geopolitics Meets Crypto Anarchy
The attack blurs lines between hacktivism and financial warfare. While Nobitex scrambles to explain how $90M vanished (and then got napalmed), traders shrug—another Tuesday in crypto’s unregulated Wild West.
Closing Thought
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros clutch their pearls—‘See? This is why we stick to regulated fraud.’