Metaplanet Smashes 2025 Target: Japan’s Bitcoin Juggernaut Hits 10K BTC with 1,112 Coin Power Move

Tokyo’s crypto darling Metaplanet just flexed its diamond hands—annihilating its 2025 Bitcoin accumulation goal six months early. The ¥700B investment firm gobbled up another 1,112 BTC this week, pushing its stash past the psychological 10,000 coin milestone.

While traditional finance bros were busy shorting Tesla (again), Metaplanet’s treasury strategy now holds more BTC than the GDP of small island nations. Their CFO reportedly high-fived a hologram of Satoshi to celebrate.

This isn’t your grandpa’s ‘safe’ corporate balance sheet play—it’s a full-throttle bet on hyperbitcoinization. Though skeptics whisper about volatility, the firm’s Bitcoin position now represents 3.2% of all circulating supply. Not bad for a company that used to worry about yen inflation.

One question lingers: when will BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF finally notice they’re getting outplayed by a Tokyo firm with a Shibuya zip code?