Dow Tumbles as U.S.-China Trade War Flares Again—Traders Reach for Bitcoin
Another day, another geopolitical tantrum shaking traditional markets. The Dow’s nosediving as Washington and Beijing exchange tariff threats—classic ’strong economy’ behavior.
Meanwhile, crypto markets barely blink. Bitcoin’s hovering around its recent range while DeFi volumes hit record highs. Funny how decentralized finance doesn’t care about border skirmishes.
Wall Street’s still playing checkers with 20th-century tools. Your move, boomers.