Fed Minutes Trigger 245-Point Dow Plunge—Wall Street Gets the Jitters
Another day, another Fed-induced market tantrum. The Dow just shed 245 points faster than a crypto bro dumps his altcoin bags.
Wall Street’s ’smart money’? More like deer-in-headlights money when Powell’s crew hints at rate hikes. Guess those Ivy League MBAs didn’t see this coming—shocking.
Pro tip: Next time maybe hedge with some Bitcoin instead of praying for Fed handouts.