Sui’s Cetus Protocol Slings $6M Olive Branch to Hacker After $223M Heist
Another day, another DeFi bloodbath—this time with a side of irony. Sui-based Cetus Protocol just coughed up a $6M ’please give it back’ bounty after a hacker swiped $223M in a brazen exploit. Who said crypto lacks job opportunities?
The move reeks of desperation—or maybe just smart math. After all, losing $6M beats losing $223M any day. But let’s be real: if you’re the type who pulls off a $223M digital bank job, would you settle for a 2.7% finder’s fee?
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros clutch their pearls. ’Unregulated! Volatile!’ they cry, while wire-transferring another million to the Caymans. The blockchain giveth, the blockchain taketh away—but at least it does so transparently.