Pakistan Launches Crypto Watchdog—Because What Could Go Wrong?
Pakistan jumps on the regulatory bandwagon with a new body to tame the wild west of blockchain and digital assets. Because nothing says ’financial stability’ like bureaucrats wrestling with DeFi.
Subheader: The Not-So-Secret Weapon Against Crypto Chaos
Islamabad’s move mirrors global efforts to rein in crypto—while somehow still being late to the party. Will it foster innovation or just add red tape? Place your bets.
Closing thought: If history’s any guide, this’ll either be a masterstroke...or another case of regulators chasing a market that’s already 10x’d without them.