Dow, S&P 500 Stumble as Traders Clutch Their Pearls—Again
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Wall Street’s legacy indices wobble under the weight of their own indecision. Another day, another ’uncertainty’ narrative—because apparently, markets need a reason to panic now.
Traditional finance’s favorite benchmarks can’t decide if they’re crashing or just flirting with it. Meanwhile, Bitcoin hodlers sip their coffee, unbothered.
Funny how ’market uncertainty’ only seems to apply to assets that still fax their settlement instructions.
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