Texas Legislator Wants to Put Crypto ATMs in Every Federal Building—Because Nothing Says ’Financial Revolution’ Like a Bureaucratic Vending Machine

A Texas lawmaker is pushing to install cryptocurrency ATMs in federal buildings—an ironic marriage of decentralized finance and government red tape. Because if there’s one thing crypto needs, it’s more middlemen taking a cut.

The move would let federal employees and visitors buy Bitcoin while waiting in line for their security badges—finally giving taxpayers a way to lose money faster than Congress spends it.

Bonus jab: The machines will probably charge a 20% convenience fee—just like your average Wall Street ETF.

ATM popularity

Crypto ATMs have been growing in number in recent years, but they’ve also drawn scrutiny from regulators. Law enforcement agencies have flagged these kiosks as potential vectors for fraud, including scams targeting vulnerable users. 

Gooden’s letter does not ignore these concerns, instead urging the GSA to establish clear operational guidelines to mitigate such risks.

By adding crypto ATMs into federal spaces, Gooden argues, the government can provide both practical financial access and public education on digital assets—particularly in underserved communities. 

The GSA has yet to publicly respond to the request.